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Dream Factory
MARION and LEO sit in raised director’s chairs. An Inception movie poster hangs behind them with the tagline: Your Mind is the Scene of the Crime. They chat between interviews.
Marion
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculer ta mère! I hate these press junkets. Two hundred interviews in three days, always the same questions over and over! And we must always smile and pretend they’re all so new and clever.
Leo
I know. They should just use impersonators so we can get on with other projects.
BOB
Bounds in carrying blue 4×6 index cards. He takes the interviewer’s seat facing Leo and Marion.
Bob
Impersonators would only work if they didn’t know they were impersonators.
Leo and Marion laugh uncomfortably at being overheard.
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