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Asshole, Kansas
After Leo detonated his bomb vest, we find two fat slobs slumped on a couch surrounded by crushed beer cans and half-eaten pizzas. They remove their techy headsets and survey their bleak surroundings.
Ronnie
Aw, goddammit, Harley! Why’d you go and do that for?
Harlan
Had to do it, bro. Gotta keep it real.
Ronnie
We’re tryin’ to escape reality, not get back to it!
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