GEMINI

Opening music, sung by children in a loop:

rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop
when the wind blows, the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
and down will come baby, cradle and all…

SETTING & CHARACTERS

BRO & SIS: Day-old baby boy and girl strapped into car seats during the drive home from the hospital. Pink and blue bonneted heads stick out, arms and legs kick and wave.

Other characters: Voice of dad, voice of mom, voice of older brother, voice of GPS.

BRO and SIS waking up, both have bottles, Bro drops his, reaches but can’t get it, notices Sis.

BRO

Hey baby! Come here often? I’m a Gemini. What’s your sign?

SIS

Dial it down, slick, I’m your twin sister.

BRO

Groovy! Welcome to the world, sis.

(in wrestling announcer style)

Are you ready to r-u-m-b-l-e???